Have yourself a manly little Christmas. Go chop down a tree (chop, chop, chop, crack). String your house with lights for everyone
to see (creaking ladder falls, crash). Real men have to sacrifice at Christmas (sigh) Just roll up your sleeves (sigh). Every year your shopping starts on Christmas
Eve (ring, ring, ring). Here you are playing Santa Claus, (glass shatter)
it’s a worthy cause, for sure. Sure, you’d rather drink a beer, or go shoot
a deer, much more (fake gun sound). Through the night you put the toys together,
if your wits allow (crash). In the end it’s worth the sweat upon your
brow. So have yourself a manly little Christmas now (loud crash).