Cartoon Trump Is Emperor of New York

Cartoon Trump Is Emperor of New York


AFTER PICKING UP 90 DELEGATES
TRUMP HAS HIS SIGHTS SET ON THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION IN
CLEVELAND. THIS LOGO REPRESENTS THE ROCK
‘N’ ROLL HALL OF FAME, SO MUCH BETTER THAN CLEVELAND’S ORIGINAL
CHOICE, AN ELEPHANT WALKING ON HALF OF LeBRON JAMES. BUT THIS IS LIKELY GOING TO BE A
CONTESTED CONVENTION, WHERE IF NO ONE WINS THE FIRST ROUND OF
VOTING, DELEGATES CAN SWITCH THEIR VOTES TO ANY OTHER
CANDIDATE THEY WANT. AND IT IS NOT AGAINST THE RULES
TO WOO THESE DELEGATES WITH ANY GIFTS, INCLUDING MONEY OR JOBS
OR THE MOST PRECIOUS PRIZE OF ALL: A TICKET OUT OF CLEVELAND. ( LAUGHTER )
NOW, DONALD TRUMP HAS A VERY STRONG STANCE ON THIS TYPE OF
BRIBERY.>>IT’S A CORRUPT AND CROOKED
SYSTEM.>>Stephen: OKAY, CORRUPT AND
CROOKED, SO CLEARLY HE’S NOT GOING TO ENGAGE–
>>LOOK, NOBODY HAS BETTER TOYS THAN I DO. I CAN PUT THEM IN THE BEST
PLANES AND BRING THEM TO THE BEST RESORTS ANYWHERE IN THE
WORLD. DORAL, MAR-A-LAGO. YOU’RE BASICALLY BUYING THESE
PEOPLE.>>Stephen: OKAY, SO HE MIGHT
BRIBE THEM A LITTLE BIT. BUT ALL THIS SCHEMING AND OVERT
DISCUSSION OF BRIBERY I BELIEVE HAS TURNED
WHAT SHOULD BE A DIGNIFIED PROCESS OF THE TRANSFER OF POWER
INTO A CARTOONISH FARCE. FOR MORE ON THAT, PLEASE WELCOME
BACK, CARTOON DONALD TRUMP. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
NOW, MR. CARTOON TRUMP, THANK YOU FOR JOINING US.>>HELLO ,NEW YORK! BOW BEFORE ME! YOU HAVE MADE ME YOUR EMPEROR! WOO! WOO!>>Stephen: THANK YOU. WOO, INDEED. WELCOME BACK. THANK YOU FOR PUTTING SOME PANTS
ON.>>IT’S A SHAME. EVERYONE SAYS IT– I HAVE
AMAZING KNEES. I SHOULD BE A KNEE MODEL. TREMENDOUS.>>Stephen: WELL,
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR VICTORY LAST NIGHT.>>WOO! FEELING GOOD! DANCE WITH ME, STEPHEN, COME ON! DANCE WITH ME. SHAKE IT, DON’T BREAK IT, IT
TOOK YOUR MOMMA NINE MONTHS TO MAKE IT. YEAH, I BEAT TED CRUZ, OR AS I
CALL HIM, “DEAD LOSE.” GET IT, STEPHEN? BECAUSE HE LOST, AND HE LOOKS
LIKE A DEAD PERSON BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE. HE’S THE WALKING TED BECAUSE
HE’S BARELY RUNNING. I COULD GO ON ALL NIGHT. UNLIKE TED CRUZ AND HIS TINY
CANADIAN PENIS. UP TOP!>>Stephen: NOW, YOU’VE SAID
>>Stephen: OKAY, THERE YOU GO.>>DOWN LOW. YOU.>>Stephen: SAID– I WANT TO
GET THIS RIGHT– YOU SAID YOU WANT TO BRING A TOUCH OF SHOW
BIZ TO THE CONVENTION. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?>>THAT’S RIGHT, DEMOCRACY IS A
SNOOZE-FEST, GOT TO ZAZZ IT UP. AND I’VE GOT GLITZ AND GLAMOUR
COMING OUT OF MY RAZMATAZZ-
HOLE.>>Stephen: I’M SORRY, YOUR
WHAT?>>NEAR THE RECTUM. RECTUM-ADJACENT. TRUST ME.>>Stephen: THANK YOU FOR
KEEPING THAT CLASSY. THAT’S VERY NICE OF YOU.>>THAT’S WHAT I DO.>>Stephen: AND HOW WILL THE
GLITZ AND THE GLAMOR TRANSLATE TO THE CONVENTION?>>GLAD YOU ASKED. FIRST, I GOLD PLATE THE ENTIRE
CITY OF CLEVELAND, INCLUDING THE PEOPLE. THEN I RIDE IN ON A CHARIOT
PULLED BY SHOWGIRLS DRESSED LIKE LADY LIBERTY. AND UNLIKE THE REAL STATUE,
THESE GIRLS ARE TENS. IT’S A TOTAL GAM SESSION. THEN I TAKE MY THRONE AND
ANNOUNCE MY VICE PRESIDENT, OPTIMUS PRIME. TOGETHER, WE WILL TRANSFORM
AMERICA TO BE GREAT AGAIN! ROLL CREDITS.>>Stephen: OKAY, THAT SOUNDS
LOVELY, THAT’S A LOVELY PLAN. THAT’S IF YOU WIN. WHAT IF OTHER
CAMPAIGNS TRY CAMPAIGNS TRY TO BRIBE YOUR
DELEGATES WITH FREE STUFF?>>BRING IT. NOBODY CAN BEAT ME IN TOYS. I’M TALKING JETS, BOUNCY
CASTLES, ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT SHRIMP, ARSENIO HALL’S THERE,
HE’S DRESSED LIKE A SHRIMP, AND HE WILL FIGHT MEAT LOAF, WHO’S
DRESSED AS A MEATLOAF.>>Stephen: THAT CERTAINLY
DOES SOUND NICE. BUT WHAT IF TED CRUZ OUTSPENDS
YOU?>>OH, I’D LIKE TO SEE HIM TRY,
BECAUSE THE WEATHER FORECAST CALLS FOR RAIN, BABY, RAIN. PARTLY CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF
BEN FRANK LANGUAGES. OH, AND HARRIET TUBMAN. BLACK PEOPLE LOVE ME.>>Stephen: WOW, THAT’S A LOT OF
CASH, SIR.>>COME ON, PUT ‘EM ON THE
GLASS, STEPHEN! GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!>>Stephen: I CAN’T DO THAT. BUT IF YOU’RE REALLY GIVING OUT
THAT KIND OF CASH, I WISH I WAS A DELEGATE.>>WAIT, YOU’RE NOT A DELEGATE? WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE?>>Stephen: YOU’RE ON TV, FOR
ONE.>>STEPHEN, I’M ALWAYS ON TV,
CNN, FOX, ANIMAL PLANET, THE GOLF CHANNEL.>>Stephen: DID YOU SAY ANIMAL
PLANET?>>THEY LOVE ME. I’M THE HOST OF THE NEW “MEERKAT
MANOR.”>>Stephen: YOU’RE HOSTING THE
SHOW?>>NO, I’M HOSTING THE MEERKATS. THEY’RE LIVING IN MY HAIR. LOOK AT THAT. LOOK AT THAT. LOOK AT THAT LITTLE FELLA. HE’S FABULOUS. HIS NAME’S FABERGE. IT’S A TAX WRITE-OFF. PLUS, HE KILLS ALL THE FIELD
MICE UP THERE. THERE’S A LOT OF THEM.>>Stephen: CARTOON DONALD
TRUMP, EVERYBODY. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK.

100 thoughts on “Cartoon Trump Is Emperor of New York”

  1. Ok, WHAT THE F#%*?! THIS NEEDS TO STOP! NOW! WHY IS TRUMP WINNING LATELY?!! HE SHOULD'VE BEEN DROPPED OUT MONTHS AGO! PEOPLE OF AMERICA, QUIT BEING RETARDED!

  2. 0:53 why doesn't he play the whole clip? Trump was making a point that even though he has the best "toys", he doesn't partake in the corrupt buying of delegates.
    Biased and misinformed

  3. Unfortunately, the current Republican candidates are Fascists. Fascism is defined as "a form of political behavior marked by obsessive preoccupation with community decline, humiliation, or victimhood and by compensatory cults of unity, energy, and purity, in which a mass-based party of committed nationalist militants, working in uneasy but effective collaboration with traditional elites, abandons democratic liberties and pursues with redemptive violence and without ethical or legal restraints goals of internal cleansing and external expansion." (Robert Paxton) And that is exactly what both T-rump and Cruz aspire to in their expressed attitudes per the statements they have made. The last time Fascism reared its hideously ugly head, we ended up in World War 2. We really cannot afford, as a species, to allow World War 3 to occur. Especially with anyone in power who is willing to – on a whim – make use of the Nuclear Launch Codes that our President has access to. Both T-rump and Cruz have difficulty controlling their tempers and mitigating their actions with rational thought. So let's not make that mistake, Fellow Americans. Maturity and rationality are vital qualities in a President. Please consider that when you cast your vote.

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  5. To be honest, if Bernie doesn't get the nomination I want Trump to win President just to put the Republican Party in its grave once and for all.

  6. Globalist scumbags are using their subversion media (colbert, oliver, leibowitz etc) to try and destroy the anti globalist Trump.

  7. Haha. You gotta love this stuff! They'll probably soon make a hologram of it to satisfy the live audience (when flesh and blood Trump decides to endorse this and comes "make it rain" on Stephen Colbert;)

  8. TRUMP WILL BE KING. HE'S IS GREAT. A VOTE FOR TRUMP IS A VOTE FOR A GREAT U.S.Β  ONCE AGAIN. PUT A WALL AROUND MEXICO NOW AND FILL IN THE TUNNELS.

  9. Stephen, why the obsession with Trump? As you know Hillary will easily lick him in the general. Focus on someone who is comedic like Bernie – that should get your show some genuine laughs.
    Thanks & keep up the good work for us Dems (card carrying Dems, that is).

  10. ⭐❀⭐❀⭐❀⭐❀⭐❀⭐❀⭐

    Women love Trump!

    Trump 2016!

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  11. Trump is comedian gold, the way he talks , moves , looks , act… If he becomes president it will be a very sad and funny day at the same time

  12. I still don't get why people made a big fuss about Obama not being born in the us (even though he was) but Cruz is alright even though he was born in Canada. Is it because Obama's black? Yeah probably

  13. I'd like to know how they do that; the voice actor must have a lot of controlling to do to get it all look right…

  14. so people complain that Hillary is corrupt when Donald himself said that if there was competition left he would bribe everyone.

  15. He is a terrible impersinator of Donald Trump. Stephen Colbert should have hired the same impersinator who played Captain Make America Great Again on Team Coco.

  16. Isn't it amazing how the media is steering this campaign, yet refuses o cover all the crap Hillary has done, and the constant lies she tells. If the media were not working like this, it might be a different story with Hillary indited for the crimes she has made. How much are the entertainment industry and media getting paid by the Hillary campaign. It is totally sickening.

  17. Come home Colbert. You don't have to shill for them anymore. You may not make as much money, but we will support you if you leave The late Show and do something that's actually funny……….

  18. it's a shame that the cartoon is more intelligent and quick witted than the real thing. though, that might also be a blessing.

  19. Wait, wait.
    Did Cartoon DT reference Optimus Prime because it's a really american thing to say?
    Because, Transformers was an anime originally… From Japan…

  20. Optimus Prime?!? Anyone worth his salt knows Prime would mash Trump into a fine, orange paste for his obstruction of justice!!!

  21. Scary that this show is still running. Its sort of become an anti-Trump propaganda shitfest. Heard their ratings were plummeting.

  22. Listen, I'm really sick of this non-stop bashing of Trump. It was funny at first, but once people dropped the facade of roasting him and just turned to insulting him blatantly, it got boring and trite. But this will never not be funny. No matter how many times I watch them, no matter how many years from now, these will always stay one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life.

  23. If only optimus prime was trumps Vice President we wouldn't have anything to fear from communism…. i mean the decepticons

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